My Response to Bioshock: Infinite.

August 13th, 2010

In the wake of the announcement of Aeroshock – no, I cannot bring myself to call it “Infinite”, that is a terrible name – I’m going to detail to you one of my many, many projects that I have on the go. You will, naturally, be familiar with my work on Dark Light, the Adventure/Survival Horror hybrid that sold particularly well in Uzbekistan. Now, marvel as you read my latest design document.

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Regarding the Internet

August 10th, 2010

More considered opinions from a man whose moustache wax costs more than your house.

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What I think of Minority Report

August 9th, 2010

Not my best work, but as you have yet to prove you deserve that level of work this is all you’re getting for now.

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Regarding James Raynor

August 5th, 2010

I’ve been playing Starcraft 2. It is not in my nature to play strategy games when, one must remember, I have served in the forces myself many years ago. Back then, when the coats were still red, soldiers had discipline. Too often now I encounter people who know war only from these games, where you can churn out a soldier for 50 credits, wander him into the slavering maw of a hell-beast, and then replace him with a fresh recruit with nary a thought.

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Because empty sites are saddening things…

August 4th, 2010

I can’t have a completely empty website.  I have an empty mansion gathering dust somewhere in the real world, I don’t need one on the internet as well.  Have a reprint of my last rant until I can catch up with my ambitions.

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Oh, you’re here.

August 4th, 2010

Well aren’t you clever, you managed to get here before I’ve finished building the bloody thing.  I’d applaud you – slowly and with no small amount of derision – but I’m busy creating content for you to fail to appreciate.

Come back later, if you would be so kind.